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Post by eris on Jan 17, 2006 19:45:53 GMT
yeah, that would be cool ! then I can play ball with him, and you can read him stories! but first we have to kill eris... anyone knows a pleasant way to destroy 300pounds and a wooden leg? Given the apparently devious and incestual way in which King Fatass apparently manipulated his way into my bed, thus fathering himself, and the apparent fact that I'm in my 80s if he were conceived during WWII, I gladly rescind my parental rights and allow you both to adopt him. Killing me will not be neccessary, although in my obese and elderly form, killing me would probably be rather easy. Unless my layers of fat are bulletproof, which, lets face it, would be really really cool. I'd be the world's fattest (and oldest) superhero.
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KingFatass
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Post by KingFatass on Jan 17, 2006 19:49:02 GMT
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Post by Colin on Jan 17, 2006 19:50:39 GMT
thank you all, this tpoic makes my day
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woolythinking
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Post by woolythinking on Jan 17, 2006 20:04:47 GMT
It makes my brian hurt. But hurt in that happy way.
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 17, 2006 21:58:44 GMT
Why on earth are you taking it out on Brian?
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Post by sadie on Jan 17, 2006 22:13:49 GMT
hahah
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KingFatass
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Post by KingFatass on Jan 17, 2006 22:15:35 GMT
Why on earth are you taking it out on Brian? Exalts
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emma
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Post by emma on Jan 18, 2006 20:29:01 GMT
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woolythinking
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Post by woolythinking on Jan 18, 2006 21:01:58 GMT
Why on earth are you taking it out on Brian? Everyone needs a scapegoat.
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KingFatass
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Post by KingFatass on Jan 18, 2006 21:08:56 GMT
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Post by redlocks on Jan 18, 2006 22:08:55 GMT
Mr. Kingly Fat Ass, if I hadn't just exalted horndog because his avatar cracks me up i'd do you right now for that fix!
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KingFatass
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Post by KingFatass on Jan 18, 2006 22:28:39 GMT
Hey call me anytime you need a fix baby *rimshot
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horndog
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Post by horndog on Jan 19, 2006 0:48:03 GMT
Mr. Kingly Fat Ass, if I hadn't just exalted horndog because his avatar cracks me up i'd do you right now for that fix! thankyou, ur just adding to my impossibly good mood. now for everyones delight, my entry to the hair competition!
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Post by maple tree on Jan 19, 2006 0:53:20 GMT
Wafro!
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Post by redlocks on Jan 19, 2006 2:40:46 GMT
horndog wins
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Post by Sir William on Jan 19, 2006 11:57:37 GMT
Sweet baby jesus Jon, it must have taken some commitment to create that bad boy. Emma: it looks like you have two wooden legs in that second picture
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emma
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Post by emma on Jan 19, 2006 13:36:53 GMT
arrr but it still be ninjas i love m'hearties (yellow tights, match dress)
lab rat, its got bigger since i saw it last
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horndog
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Post by horndog on Jan 19, 2006 16:04:26 GMT
well.. i dont actually keep it like that. i have really thick hair, so when i pull it all up and out, it supports itself, and stays up. so really it took about 10 seconds.
but its still my hair, with no gel or anything, so i can still enter it cant i?
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Post by maple tree on Jan 19, 2006 17:26:08 GMT
There's a lot of talk of haircuts lately, so to continue this trend, here is my new 'do: Webcam style
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KingFatass
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Post by KingFatass on Jan 19, 2006 17:28:33 GMT
That smile is to die for.
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horndog
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Post by horndog on Jan 19, 2006 19:08:10 GMT
ur parting keeps switching sides!
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Pasty King
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Post by Pasty King on Jan 19, 2006 19:31:41 GMT
That smile is to die for. I was thinking that. And horndog, that hair is awesome, promise me you'll never cut it.
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 19, 2006 19:44:10 GMT
Webcam style Hehe, must you keep an eye on it, in case it runs away?
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Post by maple tree on Jan 19, 2006 21:13:56 GMT
You know what they say, hair today, gone tomorrow.
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