KingFatass
Butch's Beard Sculptor
Not sure...
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Post by KingFatass on Jan 17, 2006 15:14:37 GMT
So is eris still married or what? No I never met my dad
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Pasty King
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
in need of title
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Post by Pasty King on Jan 17, 2006 15:15:51 GMT
I always look sleepy. hmmm, new board, maybe I should change my no pictures rule. . . haha *hearts eris* oops sorry... then I shall say "unsightly" I am, I really am. I weigh about 300 pounds, have a rare but disgustingly unsightful skin condition and big hairy moles all over my face. I have no mirrors in my house, they're too depressing. Don't forget the wooden leg... *ignores the confusing family reunion*
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Great Mistake
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
she's my sweet li'l thing
Posts: 175
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Post by Great Mistake on Jan 17, 2006 15:15:52 GMT
so do you want a replacement dad, KingFatass?
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Post by eris on Jan 17, 2006 15:20:28 GMT
I am, I really am. I weigh about 300 pounds, have a rare but disgustingly unsightful skin condition and big hairy moles all over my face. I have no mirrors in my house, they're too depressing. Don't forget the wooden leg... *ignores the confusing family reunion* Yes of course, the wooden leg. More like a tree trunk. Takes a lot to hold up all this weight. Its really quite simple. King Fatass is my son. Billy is my brother, and is Sadie's father, makind Sadie my nephew. I believe Great Mistake is trying to replace King Fatass's deadbeat of a dad.
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Post by Sir William on Jan 17, 2006 15:21:38 GMT
Nonono, I'm Sadie's father. I'm married to his sexy mum.
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Post by sadie on Jan 17, 2006 15:22:46 GMT
WHA? I am not Billy's dad
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Post by eris on Jan 17, 2006 15:22:57 GMT
Nonono, I'm Sadie's father. I'm married to his sexy mum. So you are. I'm all turned around myself. *fixes*
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Post by sadie on Jan 17, 2006 15:23:20 GMT
Nonono, I'm Sadie's father. I'm married to his sexy mum. heh, yes. My lunatic mum.
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Great Mistake
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
she's my sweet li'l thing
Posts: 175
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Post by Great Mistake on Jan 17, 2006 15:24:06 GMT
Sorry I take everything back, now that I know of the wooden leg...
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Post by eris on Jan 17, 2006 15:27:03 GMT
Sorry I take everything back, now that I know of the wooden leg... ah, cripple sympathy. Nothing like it.
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KingFatass
Butch's Beard Sculptor
Not sure...
Posts: 95
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Post by KingFatass on Jan 17, 2006 15:32:16 GMT
Now I'll never know what it's like to play ball with my dad
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Post by sadie on Jan 17, 2006 15:35:04 GMT
hehe.
IM YOUR FATHER
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Great Mistake
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
she's my sweet li'l thing
Posts: 175
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Post by Great Mistake on Jan 17, 2006 15:35:42 GMT
Wait... At which point exactly does your fat stop and your wood begin?
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Post by eris on Jan 17, 2006 15:38:16 GMT
Wait... At which point exactly does your fat stop and your wood begin? Around the knee. But the fat just cascades down over it, so the wooden leg really doesn't show.
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Great Mistake
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
she's my sweet li'l thing
Posts: 175
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Post by Great Mistake on Jan 17, 2006 15:41:33 GMT
Ok, then I'm still interested to become KingFatass's new dad.
That poor guy... Sadie did it with his father's sister and from that came KingFatass.
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KingFatass
Butch's Beard Sculptor
Not sure...
Posts: 95
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Post by KingFatass on Jan 17, 2006 15:43:43 GMT
The horrible truth is out... how will I bare with this:(
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Post by eris on Jan 17, 2006 15:43:44 GMT
A Family affair down under the covers. . . EDIT:Wait, I don't think I'm comfortable with this. Being the mother. I think this little flight of fancy should end here.
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Post by sadie on Jan 17, 2006 15:51:54 GMT
yeah because we all know that tucker is my dad anyway
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KingFatass
Butch's Beard Sculptor
Not sure...
Posts: 95
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Post by KingFatass on Jan 17, 2006 16:27:16 GMT
Ok ok I'll spill the beans. I actually went back in time to stop WWII from happening, but I was strangely mislocted. I still had some time left before i got time paradoxed back into my future and went to a bar. So I came to meet a wonderfull 300 pound, mold faced, wooden legged beauty queen, which whom I had intercourse in several akward an lesser akward ways. I also rember there being family memebrs of her joining our party. Sorry to break it to ya mom.. but I'm my father, Sadie's uncle and Billy is your mom for unappearant reasons.
Sorry i just couldnt take this to my grave..
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Post by Javac on Jan 17, 2006 17:35:48 GMT
The horrible truth is out... how will I bare with this:( Weren't you having something with Sadie as well? Talk about a family mess.
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Post by sadie on Jan 17, 2006 17:41:35 GMT
We may be a mess, but we're a happy mess
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liesbet
Butch's Beard Sculptor
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Post by liesbet on Jan 17, 2006 17:46:49 GMT
and I want to be loved too! like you're not? So plz, give us some pictures, cause you're making me horny. Preferably naked. Just to remind you, I can read this too
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Great Mistake
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
she's my sweet li'l thing
Posts: 175
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Post by Great Mistake on Jan 17, 2006 18:24:32 GMT
kingfatass: futurama ripoff liesbet: just to remind you, this topic is verrrrrrrrrrry serious ;D
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liesbet
Butch's Beard Sculptor
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Post by liesbet on Jan 17, 2006 18:27:32 GMT
I know sweety Apparently my irony doesn't come over after a shitty day ... It would be cool if we adopted KingFatass!
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Great Mistake
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
she's my sweet li'l thing
Posts: 175
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Post by Great Mistake on Jan 17, 2006 18:31:23 GMT
yeah, that would be cool ! then I can play ball with him, and you can read him stories! but first we have to kill eris... anyone knows a pleasant way to destroy 300pounds and a wooden leg?
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