woolythinking
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
General Bad Influence
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Post by woolythinking on Jan 9, 2006 21:31:58 GMT
A rather humourously morbid discussion with Tucker led to this thread. And so, what are the Top 5 Ways To Die? The first casualty in the audience when E finally flips? Taking the bullet for E when the police snipers arrive? Whilst giving head so that your lover's genitals have to be buried in your mouth? Does it really matter so long as you're wearing your spangly eels pants when the ambulance comes?
This could end in either a poll or one of those hip internet suicide pacts. So, any suggestions?
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Post by aeiou on Jan 9, 2006 21:33:09 GMT
All mine are right there  |
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 9, 2006 21:47:55 GMT
I'd like to die of a heart attack while laughing helplessly.
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sjaakie
Butch's Beard Sculptor
The Frying Dutchman
piratE
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Post by sjaakie on Jan 9, 2006 21:58:49 GMT
when yourre around 80=120 you just go happy and peacefull to bed (or fall asleap on the bench) and never waking up.
painless with a good feeling leaving all family and friends without any trouble.
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Post by eris on Jan 9, 2006 22:00:17 GMT
when yourre around 80=120 you just go happy and peacefull to bed (or fall asleap on the bench) and never waking up. painless with a good feeling leaving all family and friends without any trouble. I like that one too. But failing that, instantaneous death caused by being stuck by an asteroid. So long as its painless, I'm good. |
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Post by maple tree on Jan 9, 2006 22:39:35 GMT
But failing that, instantaneous death caused by being stuck by an asteroid. You may be in luck, Eris: clickity |
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Post by sadie on Jan 9, 2006 22:46:07 GMT
wading into some water
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Post by eris on Jan 9, 2006 22:50:31 GMT
But failing that, instantaneous death caused by being stuck by an asteroid. You may be in luck, Eris: clickity 58 is a little younger than I had hoped, but I guess that'll do. |
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emma
Butch's Beard Sculptor
Emma the Great
not for profit, just for students
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Post by emma on Jan 9, 2006 23:47:40 GMT
i always thought id like to drown
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Post by sadie on Jan 10, 2006 1:29:38 GMT
and get eaten by something under the water?
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Post by redlocks on Jan 10, 2006 1:35:26 GMT
i actually heard this from someone who drowned and was resuscitated: once you get past the panic of not being able to get a breath you reach a pleasant euphoria from lack of oxygen that makes for a lovely few seconds before the black. now if one of you drowns because i posted this i'll feel just awful  |
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Post by sadie on Jan 10, 2006 1:37:26 GMT
aww that makes me feel good  |
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Post by cedric on Jan 10, 2006 7:58:48 GMT
Spontaneous Combustion might be funny. Bit painfull at first though but you'll get a burnout in a matter of seconds.
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no mayo please
Butch's Beard Sculptor
Just Ketchup
They make me pee but boy are they tasty
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Post by no mayo please on Jan 10, 2006 11:10:21 GMT
Death by mayonnaise is my worst fear I think. Imagine eating so much mayonnaise that you actually died  |
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Post by redlocks on Jan 10, 2006 11:36:09 GMT
i tried to figue out why i couldn't come up with anything for this thread and then i remembered: i'm already dead!!!  ***hits dead forehead*** |
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58 is a little younger than I had hoped, but I guess that'll do.
