For those of you scared of ending up alone...

[maple tree]

...there is hope yet

It's a mad mad mad mad world.

[woolythinking]

She's not having sex with 'Cindy', but still. Ew.

Edit: I can't believe I got Butch's Beard Sculptor with a post decrying the love between a woman and a dolphin.

[eris]

Poor dolphin.

I hope he got a good prenump agreement. Because we all know dolphins have the worst time getting good divorce lawyers (lawyers don't tend to like getting their fancy suits wet), and I see this ending badly.

[Pasty King]

Besides from the whole "people marrying dolphins" thing to find odd, who calls a male dolphin "Cindy?"

[sadie]

wow that's so cool

[maple tree]

Next it'll be same sex dolphin marriages.

[eris]

maple said:

Next it'll be same sex dolphin marriages.

Never. God would smite them. Same sex dolphin marriage degrades the sanctity of heterosex dolphin marriage.

[aeiou]

You've been living in the South way too long

[eris]

admin said:

You've been living in the South way too long

You speaketh the truth. *cries*

[Mr Butterfly]

Pah! That dolphin's only doing it for the money. To be honest, I don't blame him.
Any eccentric millionairess' watching? I'm really very nice. I could even dress up like a dolphin.

woolythinking said:

Edit: I can't believe I got Butch's Beard Sculptor with a post decrying the love between a woman and a dolphin.

Snap!

[maple tree]

butterfly said:

Any eccentric millionairess' watching? I'm really very nice. I could even dress up like a dolphin.

I have £3.62 in my purse.

[Colin]

maple said:

butterfly said:

Any eccentric millionairess' watching? I'm really very nice. I could even dress up like a dolphin.

I have £3.62 in my purse.

do i hear £ 5.00 ??

[aeiou]

colin said:

maple said:

I have £3.62 in my purse.

do i hear £ 5.00 ??

Well, I gave him plenty for an ATP ticket and I'm hoping for my money's worth

[Mr Butterfly]

Don't worry, you'll get exactly what you deserve.

colin said:

do i hear £ 5.00 ??

I won't get my hopes up

[Sir William]

That's a good point, Tuckster. If anyone owes anyone anything, it's Butterfly that owes us a jolly good weekend of music and consumption of various substances

[Mr Butterfly]

I'd be careful if I were you, there's still time for me to flee to Marbella with all your money.

[Great Mistake]

How do they even know the dolphin agrees? How could he/she have give his/her yes-word? Smells like animal abuse to me!

[emma]

im not sure the dolphins got long left thou, he's 35

What is the dolphin life span?

Bottlenose dolphin survival rates for the Sarasota population (the only one studied in enough detail) is 0.961. This means that at least in the Sarasota Bay (and also in captivity) the life expectancy (the average age they can be expected to reach) is about 25 years. The maximum age (which only a few will reach) is more than 40 years. Survival rates in other populations may be different (the Indian River population in Eastern Florida has an estimated survival rate of about 0.92 which means a life expectancy of about 12 years).

oo-er

[Mr Butterfly]

Oh dear, I wonder if the poor woman knows her beloved will be sleeping with the fishes so soon?






*medication administered by nurse*

[aeiou]

It may be the alcohol, but I'm still smiling after that comment

ATP will be mucho drunken fun.

[cedric]

This can't be an official marriage? I mean in many countries gays can't marry, why the hell should people be able to marry dolphins. Ohwell, If the dolphin has enough of her, he will probably drown her. That's what you get when you marry a dolphin haha.

[mr worm]

It has no legal standing. She knows that.

I am going to shoot a dolphin in the face every time I hear of something like this. Fucking weirdos.

[eris]

mrworm said:

It has no legal standing. She knows that.

I am going to shoot a dolphin in the face every time I hear of something like this. Fucking weirdos.

Jesus. Its not the dolphin's fault. You should shoot the people who marry dolphins in the face. The dolphin is an innocent victim. Poor dolphin.