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Post by eris on Jan 4, 2006 19:44:04 GMT
Because complaints are every bit as vital as things we like, and it wouldn't be an eels board without it. And because I don't like anything at the moment, but have complaints.
I hate that the stupid campus police department keeps saying they're going to come and write tickets for the students parked illegally in staff parking but they don't. They're just sitting somewhere, eating donuts.
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Post by maple tree on Jan 4, 2006 19:48:09 GMT
My nephew whacked me with a golf club today, right near the kidneys. It was a toy golf club, but it hurt nonetheless. And totally unprovoked, the little bugger.
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Post by aeiou on Jan 4, 2006 19:49:37 GMT
And because I don't like anything at the moment Not even your two star rating?
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Post by eris on Jan 4, 2006 19:52:27 GMT
And because I don't like anything at the moment Not even your two star rating? Oh wait, I did see that and its quite nice. *skips over to other thread*
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Pasty King
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
in need of title
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Post by Pasty King on Jan 4, 2006 19:59:50 GMT
So, I had an interview for a job this afternoon, it was for Yellow Pages 118 number, working in the call centre looking up numbers for nice people who ring the number. The interview went great, I did the spelling tests and response speed tests fine. Then they show me the available working shifts, and despite there being a list of 20 something different layouts, I can't do any of them, as at least one shift always clashes with uni, and they can't be flexible at all about when the shifts are. Bastards. And I don't really think 5 Days a week is "Part Time", which is what the job is meant to be.
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Post by Javac on Jan 4, 2006 20:02:59 GMT
My nephew whacked me with a golf club today, right near the kidneys. It was a toy golf club, but it hurt nonetheless. And totally unprovoked, the little bugger. Did you pay him back with a rugby ball (see your avatar)? ;D
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Post by eris on Jan 4, 2006 20:04:36 GMT
I can't do any of them, as at least one shift always clashes with uni, and they can't be flexible at all about when the shifts are. Bastards. And I don't really think 5 Days a week is "Part Time", which is what the job is meant to be. So no job? That sucks.
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Post by eris on Jan 4, 2006 20:05:22 GMT
My nephew whacked me with a golf club today, right near the kidneys. It was a toy golf club, but it hurt nonetheless. And totally unprovoked, the little bugger. Did you pay him back with a rugby ball (see your avatar)? ;D Seeing as Simpsons in an American show, I think that's a football.
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Post by aeiou on Jan 4, 2006 20:07:28 GMT
An American Football.
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woolythinking
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
General Bad Influence
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Post by woolythinking on Jan 4, 2006 20:07:39 GMT
But where would she get an American football? Substitutions must be made.
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Post by eris on Jan 4, 2006 20:10:27 GMT
As if there is any other kind. . .
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Post by maple tree on Jan 4, 2006 20:11:10 GMT
I'm pretty sure there is, or was, an American football somewhere in our house. Inexplicably, I used to like watching it when I was a toddler. The ball belonged to my brother, though. Either way, I wouldn't kick it at my nephew's groin, he'd beat me to within an inch of my life.
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 4, 2006 20:16:04 GMT
I am mighty annoyed by my Christmas "whistle when you've lost it" key-finder that I finally put batteries in earlier. It really is ingenious. It goes off when you whistle, it goes off when you speak at a certain pitch, it goes off when the phone rings, it goes off when I squeeze my rubber chicken... It goes in the bin
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Post by eris on Jan 4, 2006 20:21:32 GMT
It goes in the bin Did it go off when it hit the bottom of the bin? *doesn't touch rubber chicken comment*
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 4, 2006 20:24:57 GMT
It goes in the bin Did it go off when it hit the bottom of the bin? No it didn't, I hit it until the battery came out Very wise
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horndog
String Section Groupie
Country boy
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Post by horndog on Jan 4, 2006 21:42:02 GMT
i have NO energy. i was really fit before christmas, and i was working hard. now im neither. i got up at 3 today, and i go to bed stupidly late. i know it sounds supid but i wish i was at school. i dont like this really long holiday. everyone else has gone back.
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woolythinking
Bobby Jnr. Underwear Model
General Bad Influence
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Post by woolythinking on Jan 4, 2006 22:09:20 GMT
Did anyone else just watch Derren Brown? 3 out of 12 people would rob a bank with just a bit of suggestion implanted.
I am afraid.
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Post by redlocks on Jan 4, 2006 22:13:41 GMT
I am mighty annoyed by my Christmas "whistle when you've lost it" key-finder that I finally put batteries in earlier. It really is ingenious. It goes off when you whistle, it goes off when you speak at a certain pitch, it goes off when the phone rings, it goes off when I squeeze my rubber chicken... It goes in the bin Now Mr. Butterfly just stop it!!! Like we wanna know when yer squeezing yer rubber chicken! edit - there's evidently *no*- comment that I won't touch!
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 4, 2006 22:36:14 GMT
Evidently not. I'll be careful what I unwittingly allude to in future
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Post by maple tree on Jan 4, 2006 23:34:48 GMT
My Mighty Mouse is broken. Now it's just a regular mouse, which is no fun.
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dizzee satchel
Butch's Beard Sculptor
I'm afraid you'll cut me, boy
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Post by dizzee satchel on Jan 4, 2006 23:41:13 GMT
I appear to be unable to sleep, which is most inconvinient.
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Post by aeiou on Jan 4, 2006 23:42:40 GMT
On the bright side; you just became a Mighty String Section Lady.
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Post by maple tree on Jan 4, 2006 23:49:08 GMT
I'm likening myself to Ana, naturally, even though you fancy Paloma.
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 4, 2006 23:50:18 GMT
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Post by maple tree on Jan 4, 2006 23:54:45 GMT
Pfft, he is weak, with no sausage dog-led sled. I spit on him.
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