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Post by Sir William on Jan 5, 2006 20:55:26 GMT
Damnit I'm late to the party. Well not the actually party (the fancy dress one), which nobody has turned up to after I spent all that time and effort organising it Happy birthday anyway. But why am I a likely contender for a smiting? How could you besmerch me so, Pasty?
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Post by maple tree on Jan 5, 2006 20:58:07 GMT
Someone is due a smiting from me. I've been trigger-happy with my exaltations. Who wants it?
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Pasty King
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Post by Pasty King on Jan 5, 2006 21:26:58 GMT
Damnit I'm late to the party. Well not the actually party (the fancy dress one), which nobody has turned up to after I spent all that time and effort organising it Happy birthday anyway. But why am I a likely contender for a smiting? How could you besmerch me so, Pasty? I'm just trying to hide my true feelings for you Billy.
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Post by redlocks on Jan 5, 2006 23:50:38 GMT
Damnit I'm late to the party. Well not the actually party (the fancy dress one), which nobody has turned up to after I spent all that time and effort organising it Happy birthday anyway. But why am I a likely contender for a smiting? How could you besmerch me so, Pasty? I'm just trying to hide my true feelings for you Billy. But wait! I wanted Billy to be MY next stalking target!!! I've never had a Billy
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Post by redlocks on Jan 6, 2006 0:04:39 GMT
Which one are you? The one with the vibrator? .....no, i'm not gonna tell you guys the truth about vibrators...you'll just have to figure it out yourselves... [using incredible restraint]
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woolythinking
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Post by woolythinking on Jan 6, 2006 0:12:49 GMT
I use them for recreating the light sabre battles from Star Wars. Good ole double-ended dildos, always an advantage in a duel.
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dizzee satchel
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Post by dizzee satchel on Jan 6, 2006 0:19:01 GMT
i have heard about these vibrator duels...
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woolythinking
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Post by woolythinking on Jan 6, 2006 0:23:20 GMT
ATP: Getting more and more interesting...
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Post by aeiou on Jan 6, 2006 0:26:42 GMT
How do you win?
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 6, 2006 0:27:27 GMT
ATP: Getting more and more interesting... I'll be packing earplugs, and and an eye mask. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...repeat
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dizzee satchel
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Post by dizzee satchel on Jan 6, 2006 0:27:44 GMT
"interesting", yes..... or the word i would personally use, "frightening"
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Post by maple tree on Jan 6, 2006 0:28:50 GMT
ATP: Getting more and more interesting... I'll be packing earplugs, and and an eye mask. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...repeatFeel any evil?
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Post by redlocks on Jan 6, 2006 0:31:40 GMT
I can think of one good way to win ;D
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Post by maple tree on Jan 6, 2006 0:33:46 GMT
Surely, if it's double ended, there are two ways?
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 6, 2006 0:37:12 GMT
Feel any evil? Argh!, what are you suggesting? Besides, I'll be too drunk to feel anything. I'll just be left wondering where the bruises came from
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Post by maple tree on Jan 6, 2006 0:46:11 GMT
Feel any evil? Argh!, what are you suggesting? Besides, I'll be too drunk to feel anything. I'll just be left wondering where the bruises came from It sounds just like Eelsfest II.
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 6, 2006 0:50:38 GMT
Do I take it that you're owning up to bruises?
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Post by maple tree on Jan 6, 2006 0:55:26 GMT
Do I take it that you're owning up to bruises? Hahaha, no no, I meant just like your experience of Eelsfest II.
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Post by redlocks on Jan 6, 2006 1:03:22 GMT
It sounds just like Eelsfest II. Heh! That sounds like a place I'd want to be! Fat chance of that. You gotta take plenty of pics! Now one of the ladies must bring a vibrator, dress it up like The Chet and make sure it's somewhere in all of the pics! Instead of playing "Where's Waldo" we can play "Where's Dildo" edit - did Eelsfest II already happen? I thought maple meant the thing you guys are going to sometime soon. Give that one a name so I won't get confused.
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 6, 2006 1:16:04 GMT
Unfortunatly, Eelsfest II did happen, in October. But we are going on a little outing in May, though without any Eels. The festival is called ATP (all tomorrow's parties) so would ATP-fest do? p.s. I'm sure there will me plenty of pictures, but I wish you hadn't mentioned the 'where's dildo' thing. I fear it might be too much for my feeble sanity to take
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Post by redlocks on Jan 6, 2006 1:23:38 GMT
Unfortunatly, Eelsfest II did happen, in October. But we are going on a little outing in May, though without any Eels. The festival is called ATP (all tomorrow's parties) so would ATP-fest do? p.s. I'm sure there will me plenty of pictures, but I wish you hadn't mentioned the 'where's dildo' thing. I fear it might be too much for my feeble sanity to take so that's what the ATP meant earlier...I was gonna ask someone. And don't you know I live to wrack your feeble sanity Butterfly? I still request that there be pics of the aforementioned Chet dildo, indentified as such by a white helmet with his number on it or the word "Freeball".
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Post by Mr Butterfly on Jan 6, 2006 1:32:36 GMT
And don't you know I live to wrack your feeble sanity Butterfly? ;. As if it needs any more wracking
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woolythinking
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Post by woolythinking on Jan 6, 2006 12:16:20 GMT
I still request that there be pics of the aforementioned Chet dildo, indentified as such by a white helmet with his number on it or the word "Freeball". Okay... But where will I find such a tiny hat (I refuse to say helmet for fear that the innuendo gets out of control)?
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Post by redlocks on Jan 6, 2006 12:26:12 GMT
Okay... But where will I find such a tiny hat (I refuse to say helmet for fear that the innuendo gets out of control)? Well I'm not going to talk about sizes and dildos for the same reason. Let's just say feel free to improvise...
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Post by maple tree on Jan 6, 2006 15:30:35 GMT
Deary me, this board is so dirty. Maybe it's because it feels like a holiday.
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